Sunday, December 8, 2013

Good Evening Everyone

Well. As you all know, Linux is a bit indisposed of. We had to break his fingers after that little mishap. Make sure he didn't post again. Not without us watching him.
We are the nameless, as he will be at somepoint, either as one of us, or as a corpse. Our master is what he came to call the old man. Not really his name, he is the timeless. beyond time itself. He was just starting to figure that out. Bit dense really, thinking that there weren't any more of us. Either that or hopelessly optimistic. He'll be cured of that. Kept away from all of you nasty little pieces of hope and fluff.
Bye Bye for now. Keep the world a cleaner place by offing as many people as you can.
-The First

18 comments:

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    Why does a nameless have a name?

    And don't tell me it's a rank.

    You capitalize it like that, it's a name.

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    1. We all have numbers. It's kinda hard to operate as a group when there's nothing distinguishing.
      "Hey, nameless black!" Just doesn't ring right. Racism is bad. No. We have numbers. Like civilized people. There's only six of us right now though. So it works well.

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    2. Isn't having nothing distinguishing the point of being nameless?

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    3. "Racism is bad, so let's number each other like the notoriously racist Nazis."

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    4. Seems a somewhat tenuous link there, Sanna. Unless they're all numbered 88. And to be fair, 1 did start it by opening the racism can of worms (if you find yourself having to say you aren't racist all the time, you probably are)

      So, yeah. Lets just stick to all the kidnapping, murder, and bringing in the apocalypse bullshit. Stuff they actually do.

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    5. I was just making fun of him/her. Sorry. I don't think 1st is racist. In order for me to think s/he was racist, s/he would have to begin a sentence with "I'm not racist, but..."

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    6. Didn't say they weren't racist, just that they weren't a Nazi. Could still be common or garden racists.

      Too many Nazis around these days.

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    7. Nazi's are disgusting. They deserve to die whether they serve or not. Even if they are shifters. And we have nothing separating. We are all parts of one body. Our head is the timeless. And we are the nameless that carry out his will.

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    8. I reckon we should introduce this guy to the sick fucker.

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    9. Guten Tag. Ich heiße Wolfgang Schade, alias "The Sick Fucker" und ich diene der Schlankeritter.

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    10. Hullo, and welcome to nazis anonymous.

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    11. Sick Fucker, I'm sorry, but I don't speak German. I'm assuming from Lovett's speech that you are, in fact a nazi. Probably going to kill you if we see you. Aight?

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  2. And how's the weather? From what I've heard, it's pretty bad where you're at.

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    1. You think we stuck around? Really? Would any martial group stay in one place after grabbing someone?

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    2. Actually, things are pretty nice in San Diego. I was just narrowing things down a little. Thanks for your cooperation.

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  3. More people who get involved where they shouldn't. Tell me, are all of you really this stupid?

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    1. Are you saying we shouldn't open his eyes? Cuz really. It's sorta our mission. Make the group swell with numbers. Anyone that can line-shift. Oh. And killing any other servants. Since allowing the other fears to have servants really doesn't work for the timeless.

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